manjolras:

we’d probably already have hoverboards if we didn’t spend so much time arguing over whether women are people and if they should be allowed to do science

greenwichpips:

greenwichpips:

i wish i could cosplay for money

DISNEYLAND

sexintartarus:

excuse you our porn is of the finest quality

I feel like this is the worst time for Yahoo to buy Tumblr

yourpersonalpurgatory:

most of our fandoms have self destructed and are emotionally unstable like, Hannibal is the only one left

And they’re cannibals

footmeetsface:

spoon-party-of-bombur:

multipack:

amyeatfeast:

stopthatitssilly:

alexkisu:

multipack:

f is for friends who do stuff without you

u is for uninvited

c is for clinging onto hope that you wont keep getting forgotten

k is for krispy kreme yum

this is not what i wanted this post to turn out like

one time i got in the shower and came out and no one was home and the lights were off, my entire family went bowling and forgot about me 

DOWN HERE IN THE DEEP BLUE SEA

jpierrepontcriss:

my mom was pulling into a parking space today and she asked “am i relatively straight?” and i said “i think that’s something you need to decide for yourself” and she told me to walk home

andrewestes0:

I talk a lot of shit for someone who panics while ordering food at restaurants

sloth-with-a-blog:

thatpsychowriter:

For all of you who are worried that there might be secret mind readers in the room just try MENTALLY SCREAMING and if anyone jumps or flinches, you know

you really live up to your url

agentbartowski:

saderidan:

When a character death is so sudden you just sit there in shock for three minutes wondering where the hell that came from